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KISS the Team Goodbye

First the locker room imploded, then the franchise folded. Neal picks up the pieces, tracks down the actors, and wonders if the NFL might want to pay close attention to how it all went so wrong for the LA KISS

A Bully Comes to Town

The LA KISS think they have the makings of a champion until the Arizona Rattlers shock them with reality. Meanwhile, Neal gets a helmet and the chance to finally prove himself. His borrowed mantra: Can’t be no punk

As a Realist, You Should Know Anything Can Happen

The transition from training camp to the season for the LA KISS involved spy helicopters, VIP lines, traitors, birthday hangovers and a raucous celebration for the heroes of the Honda Center. If only Disney hadn’t crushed Neal’s dream...

‘A Very Attractive Man of Great Sexual Power’

Our intrepid correspondent picks up where he left off in his quest to make it in the Arena Football League. Before he can suit up, he has to charm the rock star owners of the LA KISS and beg his way back on the team

Judgment Play

The odds were long: 150 men vying for three roster spots, with no guarantee that anyone would make the cut. It didn’t help that I was trying to hide a dirty secret in my quest to become a pro football player

A Quixotic Bit of Foolery

In his quest to become a pro football player, our intrepid correspondent seeks out the Arena League’s greatest success story and struggles to be taken seriously at nearly every turn

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